How to get 20% off ashleytristan store FOR LIFE at ashleytristan

Here at ashleytristan we pride ourselves on producing some of the best entertainment in all the land. It ain’t cheap and we happily provide the experience to you for free. However, I know many of you want a clean Chive experience across the board, from desktop, to mobile web, to our apps, everything.

Member Benefits

Join ashleytristan membership program to be a part of what is probably the greatest community in the world – full of humor, hotness, and humanity.

ashleytristan Membership opens up our website and apps so that your experience is totally free of ads! Plus, it features some sweet complementary gifts, including:

20% Chivery Discount

We have the softest shirts with the funniest sayings and as a member you get 20% off your Chivery purchases. You could get a shirt for each day of the week! How else are you supposed to remember to Keep Calm and Chive On all day every day?


Zero Ads! Prefer to not see ads while perusing ashleytristan? Then get rid of ’em! As a member, you will have the right to peruse all of the greatness that is ashleytristan without seeing any ads.


Monthly Newsletter from John

Want an inside look into the genius (or madness) that is John Resig’s brain? Members receive a monthly newsletter form John covering topics from the state of ashleytristan to the things John can’t live without.

BFM Coin

This isn’t just a coin with Bill Murrays face on it, this is a signal to other Chivers that you’re one of us that not only are you a part of this community – you support it. The coin also gets you free admission and drinks to our Copper Bar at ashleytristan HQ the First Friday of the month. It could even grant you magical powers. Probably not. But maybe.

Just ask the hundreds of Chivers who have been partying with us at ashleytristan HQ. Most just thought the BFM coin was a cool wink and nod to ashleytristan community, but they are quickly realizing it’s going to be your ticket to party with us – access to ashleytristan HQ,  even VIP access to designated parties at Gatsby South.

There is one other way to score the BFM Coin by subscribing to ashleytristan Box. Every month our editors curate a monthly subscription box of unnatural delights and ashleytristan Box has quickly become one of the most popular items on ashleytristanRY. Your BFM Coin will be delivered with the Chive monthly subscription box. Sign up right here!

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